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A Cum Monster is somebody who looks like they just jacked off and walked out their door wearing whatever they found on their bedroom floor. They can be found in most public places. Cum monsters don't really care about what people think of them and often don't shower.
Kevin: Hey, did you see that cum monster on the bus?
Ethan: Yeah, I smelt her the whole ride.
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the combination of vodka nyquil and red bull britney spears went nuts on at the beginning of 2008
"yo britney what you drinking?" "its a purple monster, DON'T TOUCH MY KIDS FEDERLINE!"
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a being that is unusually gross or ick-filled; often used to describe little brothers
a large pile of something that no longer retains its previous state of being, but has been morphed into something that can only be described as a monster of ick, like a large pile of melted fudgesicles or a mountain of used tampons
"Do you want to do something after school today?"
"No I have to babysit the ick monster"
"Watch out! You almost stepped on that giant ick monster!"
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A (usually male) individual who lifts weights and/or uses steroids (juice) to attain a grotesque, reddened, mesomorphic physical state, which they accentuate by wearing tiny tank-tops and grim, constipated expressions.
The natural habitat of the Beef Monster is a gym, where they can be seen powerlifting and basking in each other's sweaty auras while consuming protein shakes.
Beef Monsters are also sometimes seen walking on seaside boardwalks or strolling down beaches, displaying their vein-y, leathery exteriors. However, Beef Monsters rarely enter in the water, as their overdeveloped musculature renders them poor swimmers.
A Beef Monster is a more extreme version of a beefcake, the difference being that while a beefcake can be found attractive by straight women (and gay men) who prefer muscle-y males, Beef Monsters have long since passed the point of reasonable buffness and are now demonstrably horrifying in their over-muscled appearance.
Beef Monsters are objects of disgust to everyone except other Beef Monsters, with whom they share a mutual non-sexual attraction due to their reciprocal monstrosity.
Beef Monsters should not be confused with competitive bodybuilders who, while unattractive/disturbing to many, have substantially less bodyfat, and a much less social attitude towards exercise, due to the rigors of competition.
"The weight area at my gym is full of Beef Monsters!"
"You never see just one Beef Monster, they seem to travel in twos or threes."
Girl A: "...and this guy was really cut?"
Girl B: "No, he was way beyond "cut." He was all red and inflated, really abnormal. A total Beef Monster."
Girl A: "I am disgusted."
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purple people in games and shows (who drink lean /j)
someone: ah shit its the lean monster 😰
lean monster: I LOVE LEAN 💜💜💜
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A raging Italian-American. Signs of a wopness monster are: excessive pasta consumption, meatball sucking, extreme shoulder movement, knowledge of Italian curse words, has an Italian last name, and is at least 50% Italian. Can be used affectionately or offensively. Derived from wop and lochness monster. See also: dago, guido, guinea.
Randy: Everyone, meet The Wopness Monster
Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!
Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!
Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!
Brad: HAHAHA!!
Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!
Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.
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Kinda like the cookie monster but instead of cookies the person goes after crack.
The guy down the street is a crack-monster.
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