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Kid Mouth

(the opposite of 'work mouth'). Language accidentally used on a construction site by workers with children at home.

Construction worker, accidentally dropping hammer: "whoopsie daisy".

Other workers: "ha ha - you have a kid at home don't you?"

construction worker: oh fuck - was still using my kid mouth.

by AngelinFlames February 22, 2011


gowl mouth

gowl. irish slang for pussy. gowl mouth = pussy lips.

Gob hole mighty! ya gowl mouth bastard ya!

by djibizu March 4, 2010


Mouth Wrestled

A euphemism for the performance of oral sex.

I mouth wrestled his raging yogurt slinger while parked in the driveway of his mom’s house.

As she bent over to draw up her knickers, her beautiful brown dirt star was winking at me like a ladyboy on a Thailand street corner so I buried my face deep into her brown town and mouth wrestled her tangy fart box.

I mouth wrestled her clitoris so long it was engorged like a pink jelly bean.

Wow broh. I can’t believe how many promotions you have received at your work. You must have mouth wrestled your way to the top.

by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021


broccoli mouth

When you eat someone’s anus then don’t brush your teeth for 3 days.

My dogs breath smells like broccoli mouth”

by BroJules December 12, 2021


Mouth beers

Meeting with friends for beers which isn’t intended on leading to casual cocaine use (nose beers) this time around because it’s probably a weeknight.

Will: It’s Thursday, Mouth beers? I’ve got an early start tomorrow so don’t get any ideas.

Ollie: Yeah we’ll see about that cunt.

by moesyzslak May 4, 2019


Quack Mouth

An incredibly offensive slur that should never be used. The definition of the term is so offensive it shouldn’t be discussed

Gary: “Stacy is such a quack mouth

Ben: “Gary you seriously can’t say that, so uncool

by FriendlyThesaurus March 13, 2021


Skirt Mouth

A person that can’t hold water they gossip too much

He or she is a Skirt mouth they can’t keep their mouth close they tell all of someone business

by Big Nut February 7, 2021