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Beatin your man-meat like it owes you money. Spankin the Wank. Chokin the Chicken. Flogging Your Log. etc.
I'm just sitting here whackin the mule like it owes me money...whatabout you?
male jacking off, masturbation
Are you lopin' yer mule in there?
Verb. An Eastern Kentucky act too vile for words. Involves biscuits.
An Eastern Kentucky sex act to vile for words. Involves gravy.
She wanted a Moscow Mule. I said no. So we went to Wendy's.
A cum mule is a super slut that goes across state lines, fills her whore hole with sperm and transports it safely and discretely back to her town of origin
My girl goes to visit her friends in eastern shore virginia all the time.
She claims to be visiting and spending time with family and friends.
I know the truth shes fucking her friends husband and his buddies
She comes back like nothing happened
Such a dumb dirty Cum Mule
The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."
Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!
Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.
Slong, dick, penis, man sex organs
I need you to rub mule neck.