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Fuck Muppet

A sock for a dude to jack off and blow his load into.

I woke up from a long night of drinking and put on a sock that I thought was mine but discovered it was my roommate's fuck muppet when I felt a crusty sensation on my foot.

by Paulie Walnuts 762 September 15, 2019


Fuck-Muppet

A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.

This dumb handless fuck-muppet broke the internet.

by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021


Muppet Arms

A derogatory term for people from India. First used by the British army as a racial slur during cricket games.

Look at this muppet arms, he can barely throw!

by Edward Scholarsly May 24, 2018