Need a box of shoelaces

To be in need of a box of shoelaces is to feel greatly indebted to someone or something. Generally used in a non-financial manner (I.E. someone does you favors often), but financial use is applicable too. (I.E. to owe someone a lot of money)

Geez, my friend saves my ass all the time, i need to get him a box of shoelaces.

Wooh! My banker guy got my stolen money back for me! I need a box of shoelaces.

Ugh, i had to cover his shift AGAIN! He really needs a box of shoelaces...

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we need to talk

That's what a woman says to her boyfriend when he fucked up.

If your woman says this, run because you're fucked!

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needs a little lemon

Needs a little zest, a little pizazz. Add something!
To put it bluntly: Your boring, you need a little lemon!

Sarah's act was so boring! She needs a little lemon!

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you need jesus

you need jesus is the name of a local rug installer

tired of that hard wood flooring raising the cost of insulation you need jesus can help 666 777 0909

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i need a dime

Refering to a girl, a ten.
A hot girl.

'Bro, i need a dime thats top of the line.'

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we need to talk

The sure fire way to tell that your boyfriend/girlfriend is about to break up with you.

"We need to talk, I don't think this is working out..."

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i need a wii

When you're bored talking to freinds or family and want to do something fun and active... u decide to go on your Nintendo Wii...

Brb, i need a wii

I'm bursting for a wii

Come and wii with me

Hold my Wii controller!!

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