fat cookie

a chubby, usually short girl. also usually a hoe. someone who pisses you off

brittany is such a fat cookie

Cookie Sandwich

A mouthwatering chocolate desert hand crafted and designed by a very influential mind of our time. The desert consists of two soft cookies 'sandwiched' together around a decadent layer of French Vanilla ice cream. The desert embodies a sense of innovation and passion and is typically eaten by those with exquisite taste. Although many have considered even the the idea of the dessert to be horrific, it's creator insists that this is not the case.

Mmmm, this Cookie Sandwich is clearly far superior to many other common deserts including: Nutella on Pizza, and Strawberry Jam with Cheesecake.

Touch Cookie

Touch Cookie is an act used for sexual gratification orginating in eastern Bulgaria created under the name of 'докосване бисквитка'.

The act relies upon digestive timing and requires the receiver to be ready to 'lay cable' so to speak. At this pinnacle moment the person carrying out the act of 'touch cookie' would insert their tongue into the receivers anus until it touched the awaiting faecal matter firmly, the receiver would then gain sensation of having the faecal matter pushed back up slightly into the colon and the giver would gain gratification based on a prerequisite affection for 'scat play'.

'Did you hear Katie and Julia were playing touch cookie last night?? how rank is that? poked her poop with her tongue!!'

or as an insult as an alternative to 'eat/lick shit'

'Why don't you just go touch cookie and die, you asshole!'

Holiday Cookie

When you slap a bow on a big ass ho and give it to you niggaz for Christmas.

Guy 1:Ey Elliot wat u gettin' ur bro James for Secret Santa?
Guy 2: Aw shit, I'm gettin him a fuckin' holiday cookie he can munch on

tuna cookie

A bruise left on a woman after she’s been kicked in the front butt.

After a wild night in Detroit my memory of events is fuzzy but the aching tuna cookie indicates poor choices were made.

terror cookie

"terror cookie" is a phrase used describe a wannabe goth. Terror cookies are trendwhore teens who dress goth, but have no idea what it means to be goth. Terror cookies often congregate in shopping malls.

I feel like I'm surrounded by a bunch of mindless terror cookies.

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ryza cookie

the prettiest girl ever. She is loved and an amazing person. Love you ry!

ryza cookie is the best

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