You're a jerk

A common war call from scientologists, specifically Tom Cruise. When alarmed, or squirted in the face with a fake microphone by a fake reporter from a British version of Punk'd, these hairless apes will go into a rampage shouting phrases such as "You're a jerk" and "That’s incredibly rude!"

2. A comical reference to Tom Cruise

Reporter- Hey Tom Cruise, can i ask you some questions?
Cruise- Sure
Reporter- *squirts cruise with water from fake microphone* Haha just kidding
Cruise- How incredibly rude! I gave you my time, You're a jerk!

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Jerk Face

A nickname for Chicago Bears's quarterback Jay Cutler which refers to fact that he has the face of jerk.

Jerk Face has thrown three interceptions today and now I want to kill myself. What a Jerk Face!

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stim jerk

When you spend all day jacked on amphetamines or stimulants, meth, yayo, adderall, etc, and you can't do anything else except jerk off dripping pre-come.

That stim jerk was awesome! All fucking day I was lookin at porno beating off and leaking my semen. The orgasm at the end of the day was the best ever, and then that bitch came over and...more fucking pleasure! Word.

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Triangle jerk

Term used for a group of three people jerking off in triangular fashion because they don't have enough people to make a circle. Common among mathematically-savvy academics.

Alan: what kind of triangle jerk should we try this time?
Bryce: let's try the isosceles.

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soda jerk

A person who works at a soda fountian.

I just got a job as a soda jerk!

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hypnic jerk

The act of alleviating morning wood while half-asleep.

"I woke myself up with a nice hypnic jerk this morning."

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circle jerk

A masturbation party; can be with guys or girls. Everyone usually sits in a circle and jacks off in the company of other people.

I am planning a circle jerk next week if any of y'all are interested.

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