correctly known as "what's the haps?"
In other words, a shortening of the word "happening(s)".
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Something you say after something happens... could be just about anything that would normally happen...especially potent in shitty situations... Another way of saying..."Ya.. that'll happen...", "Shit happens" etc... except way cooler....
1.) Chic#1: "Damn, dude I went out last night, got crunked, and ended up puking."
Chic#2: "Ya...you'll have that."
2.) "Damnit, I just washed my car, and now a bird pooped all over it!!!"
"Ya.. youll have that dude"
3.) Fuck, I banged this dude cause I thought he was hot and now he's being all annoying and stalkerish and wont leave me alone!!"
"D'oh, youll have that!"
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When engaging in a debate and the opposition is too dim witted to grasp the concept so you politely suggest they, "Have a cookie."
Most effective in public places or in mixed polite company.
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The phrase 'Having a moment' should be used whenever a conversation between yourself and someone else is interrupted, either verbally or through the unwanted presence of someone.
Does not necessarily mean the you are actually having a moment.
Boy and Girl are having a discussion about motorized seesaws at a party, Random Guy appears near them, attempting to interject the conversation.
Girl: "Uh sorry, we're having a moment right now"
Boy: *nods*
Random Guy: "Oh, uh, sorry" Exeunt
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interj. a retort used to warn someone to back away.
"You'd better should have could have, man."
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An expression used to notify those listening to you that your an idiot.
"Let's have a boo at it"
translation
I'm an idiot
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Basically telling a person to chill out if they are freaking out over some issue.
Literally, it is something you would to say to someone to get them to loosen up a little.
Kevin: I can't believe they did not complete the presentation in time. Jeez! I hope they all burn.
Luca: Dude, have a drink. It's not that big of a deal.
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