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A little old town in Florida where Hot chicks live
Heschel:Where do you live?
Jennifer:I live in a little town in Florida called Wellborn ;)so I live in Wellborn Florida
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The name given to sports teams of the University of Florida. Who's football team is the most recognizable. Who's fans are almost as annoying as New York Jets fans, but because of their recent success and backing up their trash talking have since become less annoying. Who's quarter back. Tim Tebow, while a quality football player, is easily the most overrated player in the history of college football(I mean who can't bowl over small and weak tackling DB's if they're 6'3 240 lbs? Or run 4 yards into the endzone?). Who's also fans enjoy poking fun at historically better Florida football programs(Florida State University and University of Miami) for being "thugs", "criminals", and the ever so popular "Official supplier to state prisons". Despite having close to 30 arrests since Urban Meyer took over as head coach. University of Miami arrests since Randy Shannon took over? 1-Robert Marve was arrested for breaking a car mirror. UM-5 UF-3 FSU-2
Enough said.
Gators fan 1, "Good thing there's no thugs or gangsters up here in pretty ole hicksville we call home."
Gators fan 2, "You mean like Tallahassee and Miami? Yeah, they're just a bunch of thugs and gangsters"
Gators fan 3, "TIM TEBOW!!!!! FLORIDA-TIM TEBOWWWWW!!!!!!-GAT-IM TEBOWWWWW!!!!!ORS!!!"
Hurricanes fan, "Florida Gators fans aren't classy like Seminoles fans."
Seminoles fan, "Florida Gators fans aren't classy like Hurricanes fans."
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a rear end that is so large, it practically has a shelf and/or its own zip code (pending approval). usually created by excessive amounts of sitting, lack of exercise, and an over-abundance of carbs in the diet. usually, completely out of proportion to the upper half of the body, which is typically petite, and/or quite fit.
That girl's got a Florida Booty bigger'n Jupiter!
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Where the drugs are slightly cheaper than the girls, and the Dollar General is the local wally-world.
You're from Paisley, Florida ?No wonder you dress like that.
the act of dunking a baby into your dirty storm surge water filled with shit and bacteria to ensure that the baby has a strong immune system
my neighbor held a florida baptism in his backyard yesterday.
Someone who was born and raised in Florida, is usually upper-middle class, and has warped senses of importance and entitlement derived from a limited worldview. The FP will also typically feel unfulfilled in life and will make it the problem of everyone else around them.
Kelsi's Tinder profile read, "I'm such a beach bum lol. I love my three kids, trucks, God, guns, and Trump. I'm basically a Florida Princess."