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A number 18 is the value meal that I forced every fast food chain to add to their menu and have not notified them of. A number 18 is a kid's meal bag filled with french fries.
Wendy's: Hello how may I help you today?
Me: I'll take a number 18.
Wendy's: A number 8. What would you like to drink with that?
Me: No. A number 18.
Wendy's: Sir i'm sorry we don't have a number 18.
Me: Put your manager on.
Wendy's Manager: Hello? How may I assist you today?
Me: I'll take a number 18.
Wendy's Manager to worker: Oh this guy again. Just ring up 9 large frys and dump them all in a kid's meal bag. Apparently it's his idea of a number 18.
Wendy's: Would you like anything to drink with that today sir?
Me: Ketchup.
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6.12x10^32, equivalent to Nikocado Avocado's mass in yottagrams (as of 2022)
Not to be confused with Avogadro's Number
1: have you heard of Avocado's Number?
2: I learnt it in chemistry class
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A "phat number" is some marketing sales buzz factoid that is true in a specific context but mis-leading the audience in a deceptive way.
For instance saying something is 99% fat free, is true but a useless number as the sugar content is usually more important and is manufactured into foods at un-healthy levels.
Phat numbers are also commonly used in IT circles when large corporations (Microsoft/IBM/Oracle) are trying to sound up beat about their market share.
Saying McDonalds burgers have only 6% fat. (But 60% carbohydrates) is a phat number.
Saying that sweet yoghurts are 99% fat free is another phat number, because it's the sugar that makes you fat.
Detergents with claims that their product "Contains no phosphates" or 0% phosphate, when the fact is that phosphates do not exist in any detergent, so it's a phat number.
Saying something is "free" or 0 dollars when you need to hand over a credit card number before signing up, makes 0 (zero) a phat number.
IBM reports they have acquired 18000 new customers is a phat number as they do not qualify what is a "new customer". Is it clients who upgraded s/w ? or clients who have not had IBM s/w before ? Very ambigous so it's a phat number.
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An disposable phone number one gives to acquaintances instead of ones actual phone number. Used to protect ones identity, reputation or to deflect unwanted advances at the club.
Popularized by RussDiemon's single, "Sideline Number"
I always give tinder dates my sideline number in case they turn out to be crazy!
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A number that indicates how dirty you are.
"A quantitative measurement of one's promiscuity"
The intention being mainly bragging, but also a sex-positive attitude that appreciates sex rather than regarding it something bad - for both men and women.
The calculation goes:
Dirty Number = X * (A1+A2)
Where
X is the number of partners you have slept with
A1 is the highest age difference you ever had to a partner younger than you
A2 is the highest age difference you ever had to a partner older than you
Dude, my dirty number increased to 213 last weekend.
I have slept with 18 women, once with a woman 7 years younger than me, once with a woman 5 years older than me. My dirty number is 18 * 12 = 213.
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The maximum number of people that are allowed to be together in public to minimize their risks of being infected with the coronavirus.
In Singapore, the Covid number for social gatherings is presently 5; in Hong Kong, it used to be 4 but has now gone down to 2; and in the US, it is a disturbing 10.
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A term to reference a black person, since the number 9 in the crayola box is the color black.
There sure are a whole lot of number 9s around.
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