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when somebody says something and it is on facebook
Him and i are dating its facebook offical.
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That guy who always wants the smallest amount of change returned after lending it to someone.
Our co-worker always wants the smallest change returned - he is such an office quarterback.
Office co-worker: "Hey man, I want my quarter back!"
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a room filled with all men, (all male).
also see sausage factory.
This bar is a post office, lets split.
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A woman who gets her way and is in a managerial position at an office.
Worker"She always gets her way."
Co-Worker"Yeah, I know she's nothing but an office princess."
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(Noun): A person at the office that has stalker like attributes, normally of the male persuasion. One who creeps on people around the office, and sometimes outside of the office, in social settings. A relentless pervert of the office who skeezes on the women therein.
Wow, Bob is such an Office Creeper.
Mike was on the prowl this morning, doing a good job of his new found job title, Office Creeper.
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A petty officer is a non-commissioned officer in many navies and is given the NATO rank denotion OR-6. They are equal in rank to sergeant in the British Army and Royal Air Force. A petty officer is superior in rank to leading rate and subordinate to chief petty officer, in the case of the British armed forces
Rae: I am Petty Officer Rollins I'm home on leave.
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Average citizens, whom act like their job warrants being an asshole. Those who will pull over a person for holding a phone, but will drive around all day staring at a laptop installed in their car. They pretend to be friendly, or will be disrespectful when they find out your not "el jefe" possessing quantity narcotics to bring home to mommy/daddy chief for a pat on their butt. They enable their sirens/lights to pass others, because they are above the law and can speed to take a shit or get home in time to jerk off. Police officers are also morons who screw up something as simple as a drug bust, by wasting tax dollars by arresting drug users instead of busting the dealers, due to the courage required to enter an area that has high traffic of crime. They also believe their comradery is above all else and that their job involves the ultimate heterosexual friendship, while maintaining that friendship to make citizens driving above or (can not stress this enough on personal experience) BELOW 10 MPH of the speed limit, a living hell; all while demoralizing their fellow humans by acting they are better than everyone. Anyone saying that you will call on those people you despise for help, are also known as cop-suckers. (Please refer to seperate definition of term). The day police treat everyone equal, will be the day when this world will be a better place. Please note, date most likely correlated with the day hell freezes over/farmers call in to state their livestock can fly.
This police officer pretended to be my friend to try and manipulate me into forfeiting my rights so that he can freely search my property, only to find no contraband.
While expressing my rights to the 4th amendment, a police officer became irrate and decided to extend his reach of the law by using my, and other's tax dollars to obtain an unnecessary warrant. This ultimately led me to laugh when seeing the police officer's dissapointment when he/she could not arrest me for anything as a result.
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