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A man that has the uplifting need to snagg a younger woman while at the bar, take her to the back and make her drunk self feel erotic.
Preferably married and around the age of 50.
Old sauce: sooo young lady, might you like to come and have a never ending experience with me.
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A sexually active cougar that can be classified as older than a cougar despite the name. Old granny’s can be horny, more sexually active and idly more pleasurable.
Just smashed an old granny, best sex of my life not gonna lie
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The greatest place ever. In Pennsylvania right outside of Philadelphia, Old Croydon AkA OC is a small town. Known for having no sidewalks it is an old style type of place. Best known in OC is the Croydon Knights and Croydon Pizza, among many other highlights. Many sports take place but the main ones are Basketball and Football. Basketball is mainly played at CVS courts and football is played wherever.
Many terms have stemmed from Old Croydon like Croydon Bounce and Croydonish.
Jon:Wheres the sidewalks?
Brian:Sidewalks?, were in Old Croydon.
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The exploits of Nolan, a man who's sexual prowess, ability to consume large amounts of alcohol, and the deeds he performs during these bouts of intoxication have made him famous around the world. The legend of "The Old Nolan" is an act that occurs when a man and a woman are having anal sex while in the shower. The act happens when a man pounds his woman partner so hard that she loses control of her bowls during the mans recoil (the backward momentum of a gun when discharged), leaving fecal matter on the shower floor. The turd must then be disposed of so the man makes the woman perform the drain stomp to force the poop down the drain, having a similar effect to making spaghetti out of play-doh. Luckily this occurs in the shower which results in momentary disgust and immediate clean-up.
We were both all sweaty after having wild animalistic sex, so we moved into the shower. Things picked up again and I ended up stickin my flesh musket into her mud tunnel, next thing I know I'm pulling out and she defecated on the floor. It was then that I realized that I've just joined the ranks of elite group of men who have successfully performed The Old Nolan.
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When a man, is making love to woman, in the doggy style position, with his right hand, he acts as if he's gripping the throttle on a motorcycle handlebar. With each rev of the imaginary throttle, his thumb hooks down, and is inserted into the woman's anus.
"I was taxing this slut from behind, and I slipped her the Old Kawasaki."
"You have to be careful with the Old Kawasaki, sometimes you end up with brown thumb."
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my old girl asked me to pick her up somthin at da store.
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A scaly man-fish with a mangina!
"Do you love me? Could you ever love me?"
Man: "Where are we?"
Old Greg: "Old Greg's place."
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