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When my car's bumper is falling off, I hold it up with some Puerto Rican steel.
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Going down on a really hairy girl during the heaviest flow of her period.
Me: "Timmy, why is your face all red?"
Timmy: "Cuz I woke up to some red steel wool this morning... asshole."
A chick with braces with her mouth wide open to take hot load.
Dude, does your girl still give you head now that she has braces? Hell yea. Now I just drop my oyster in her stainless steel sink.
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1.The euphemism used by dentists to tell their dental assistant what procedure to get ready for whilst in the company of said patient. 2. The application of cold steel (extraction forceps) to a tooth thus exposing the apices of the roots of said tooth to Sunshine. 3. Curative therapy for an infection of dental origin.
What do you want to do Dr.? Cold steel and sunshine Melissa!
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The BIGGEST idiot on the face of the planet.
He's a very egotistical, narcissistic, conceited fool who's obscenely large ego derives from low self esteem. He'll also even create his own definition of himself to prove it. Has to beg his ex-girlfriend to get back together with him so he doesn't feel lonely.
"Man! i know this guy names Shawn! He acts like he's the best when he's not! I think he calls himself Irish Steele"
"Yeah. he's a fag"
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The hardest, strongest, most durable substance in the universe. This phrase is more common to those born prior to 1960. Many have used this phase, however no one knows of its true origins. They just know that nothing can beat it.
It is a damn shame that the Twin Towers weren’t made of blue twisted steel.
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To stab anothher with a metal object.
Be fearless when you carry your knife, don't be afraid to wet your steel.
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