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Definition: To shit in a woman's vagina.
Person 1: "You ever "Taco Tuesday" anyone?"
Person 2: "What are you talking about? It's Thursday."
Person 1: "I mean, have you ever taking a shit in a girls twat?"
Person 2: "You're fucking disgusting. Don't talk to me for the rest of the day."
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The act of folding a burning hot pizza in half like a taco, and having sexual intercourse with the searing hot cheese, marinara, and crust until you experience second degree burns on your genitalia, only to proceed to consume the mangled smegma filled pile of seamen and dough.
"See you later Jim, I'm going home and having me a nice Taco Tuesday!"
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A day that a bunch of impatient politicians changed the election day to (2/5/2008) because they couldn't wait until the normal election day.
Hey are you voting today? It's Super Tuesday.
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A very specific term for a street vendor who does not have a stand or cart, but only sells items from a box, rug, or cooler. Water bottle sellers, and most vendors on streetcorners with only a towel covered in items would qualify as Tuesday Pandas. The implication is that they have no hard property other than the items they are made to sell, no stand, cart, or table. The term comes from Beijing where Tuesday Pandas are common, originally it came from the story that when the Pandas in the zoo cannot be found (tuesdays) they have been sent out on the streets to sell things to help fix their delapidated cages.
Hey, somebody go to that tuesday panda and get some two kuai water!
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The act of shoving a cheap Tuesday taco (preferably soft) up your partner's anus so that they can proceed to poop it into your mouth.
Well honey, it is time for Taco Tuesday, bend over.
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A very teeth-y blowjob. So teeth-y, in fact that it causes bleeding. Also could mean having your penis bitten off.
"Dude I fucked 3 girls last night, but one of them gave me a total Ruby Tuesday."
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To shove a "taco"(penis) between a mans arm pit.
Billy told Joe it's time for Taco Tuesday.
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