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Having a total emotional meltdown that includes crying uncontrollably and screaming.
A Canadian Candle is a candle who was born in Canada. They sometimes are born in different places and go to Canada, there’s only one real CC that appears ever 100 years. They’re friends with Canadian Dino ‘s helicopters bees snakes and anything you can think of!
I’M A CANADIAN CANDLE BISH
To be ignored and Grey rocked, in fact having one’s face be blocked by something else at an event so cameras can’t see you. A la the Montecito duo.
Meghan markle and prince Harry got candled and feathered so you couldn’t even see them!!
A "Russian Candle" is when a "Man" Cums inside of a girl whilst on period and at that point the "Girl" will spread her vagina and let the Red and White Communist concoction drip out of the vagina.
YO MAN! STEPHANIE GIVES THE BEST RUSSIAN CANDLE
A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.
When a man dips his genitals back and forth between ice water and melted butter. Creating a candle like butter and genial candle that can be consumed or used as lubricant.
“Did you and John try to lobster buffet?”
“No, we sprung for the Amish Candle!”
a candle that makes a crotch usually a female crotch smell good....
also citronella crotch candle can be used for the removal of crotch crickets..
don: damn girl yo crotch be stinky....
sherry: i know i ordered a dozen crotch candles of line they just have not got here yet....
don: did you get the citronella ones for your crotch crickets?