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A question similar to "What is going on?" or "What the hell?"
"Hey dude, you haven't called me in something like three weeks. What the deuce?"
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A phrase you say went you want half of something. Whom ever you say Cut Deuce to has to abide by the rules and give half of what they have in their hand. The only way to combat it is to say not community or no cut deuces.
Yo, can you pass me a beer?
friend, ohh i'm drinking the last one
Word, cut deuce bitch!
friend, fuck!
halfsys half
This is a guy who is very prolific in the John, lets everyone know about it, and actually takes a great deal of pride in it. He will usually drop a deuce at least 3 times during the workday, and tell at least 5 people about each one.
Sean just came over to tell me he took his 5th dump today. He must think he's the Ace of Deuces.
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a fat chick weighing roughly two hundred and fifty pounds. deuce = 2, hook = half, times 100 is implied
Did you see that troll? She was easily a deuce and a hook.
The panic one feels post flush of a large bowel movement as the toilet water begins to rise.
The low flow toilet at work always puts me into code deuce the morning after taco night.
Shoes worn only when one drops a deuce in an office bathroom so co-workers do not recognize who occupies the stall
I put on my deuce shoes so the boss wouldn't talk to me while I was taking a crap.
As we all know shitting can be embarassing when hanging out with someone of the opposite sex, so typically we make excuses so when we are gone for an extended ammount of time people do not wonder why.
A reason to leave the room or excuse yourself to go take a crap
"I really gotta go to the bathroom but dont want the girls to know"
"Ah so you gotta take an excuse deuce?"
"Hey I'm running down the hall to see if the neighbors have any DVD's we can borrow Ill be back in 20"