UPS Ground Service

The bottom rung of UPS delivery options. Basically, it's delivery within 2 to 8 business days, not counting Saturday(which is usually an extra grand). This is what really happens: your package arrives on the 2nd or 3rd day to a location 3 to 4 miles away from you and just sits around (GROUNDED) till it's delivery on the 8th or 9th day. You hear a loud thud on your porch, then the doorbell rings and when you open the door you see a dented package and a brown truck peeling out.

Guy#1: Has your UPS Ground Service package arrived yet?

Guy#2: Nope, I'll be collecting social security or six feet under before that thing arrives.

Guy#1: Yeah, next time use USPS Priority. It'll get there ahead of schedule and in one piece.

Guy#2: Thanks, dude. I'll remember that.

I threw it on the ground

a frase people say just to be funny. it was a SNL music video

i dint fall into the system. I threw it on the ground!

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play ground pimp

A man over the age of 18 that cannot get a girlfriend that is 18 or over the age of 18 or perfers girls that are still in middle school or early years of high school.

Well did you hear about jeffie? He got caught messing around with britney again. Hey isn't she like 15? Yeah he just like being the play ground pimp i guess.

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plowing new ground

To de-flower a virgin. To attempt anal sex with a new partner.

I am very tired, I spent all night plowing new ground.

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Battle Ground Academy

A shit-hole of a school located in Franklin, TN that's full of thots and students that like to Juul in the Fine Arts Bathroom.

Hey dude, you ever heard of Battle Ground Academy?

Oh that shit-hole? We don't talk about that school.

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Kayla Bishop Grounding

Kayla Bishop Grounding (noun) - The most extreme form of grounding.

No TV, cell phone , car, internet , going out, breathing, etc...

Carl: "Dude, my mom is Kayla Bishop Grounding me!"
Mark: "Awh man, you're gonna go psycho in like three days!"

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Ground Rule Double

Copping a feel on a girl without ever making out. Most commonly occurs at parties or dance clubs. Named for the circumstance in baseball when a player hits a ball and it bounces over the wall. He automatically advances to second base.

Person 1: Dude, did you see me grabbing that girl's tit when we were dancing? I totally just got to second base in like 5 minutes.

Person 2: I'm not sure if that qualifies as second base. It's more like a ground rule double.

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