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Moon landing is defined as when two naked arses meet/touch/rub together accidentally
E.g. Two men bending down simultaneously to pick something up when in a communal shower and their arses meet...briefly
It was awful, I bent down to collect my travel shampoo and a moon landing occurred with a complete stranger .
Dave pissed me off so I'm gonna moon snap him. That'll teach him.
When a person feels the need to pull their pants all the way down passed their knees when peeing at a stand up urinal. Exposing the entire ass.
I hate going into the bathroom when Gerry Hadinger is in there he's a moon whizzer
A person who makes up words and then pretends like someone else said it, usually as a racial slur, in order to get a laugh out of people around them.
That Henry Jensen is a real moon wizard
pale white ass cheeks. often revealed when one lowers thine britches in a taunting manner.
"Dude, Look at all those moon whales jiggling around in the water!!"
When mice, attracted to the cheese of the moon (because, as we all know, the moon consists of cheese and cheese alone), travel to said moon and consume it to the point where the once all-cheese moon is entirely mice - as if to say, the moon is a sphere of mice and only mice such that when spaceships attempt landing on the moon, they cannot and instead travel through the center of the mouse moon and out the other side. During the journey through the center of the mouse moon, the spaceship only comes into contact with miles and miles and miles of mice.
Alex: When I traveled to the moon last summer, we found out that it's actually a Mouse Moon now.
Rebecca: Wtf is a Mouse Moon?
Alex: Dude, you know, when mice overtake the moon by eating all its cheese.
Rebecca: Are you stoned right now?
Drinking somebody's bathwater. Typically a hot girl, but it can be used in any circumstance depending on the desperation involved. Also, the level of physical or dirtiness before the bath is related to the hotness of the individual.
Damn she is fine. I would totally moon dive her after a 3 hour bukkake session at the end of a marathon.