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When someone verbalizes something that leaves you with an extremely disturbing mental image, you may reply "Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies" because the mental image of dead puppies is not a disturbing as the one the speaker left you with.
Mum: Your father and I had sex for 3 hours last night
Me: Oh Mum, Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies, Dead Puppies
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A disorganised procrastinating loafer. Quite likely a stoner.
"Man I wish a had a diary, I'm such a hash puppy!"
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n. someone who is constantly doing things in a very awkward and vociferous manner as they squeam and squirm around trying to make sure they are not left out of the party or whatever might be going on; usually a very annoying person; it comes from there being 8 available tits to suck on (a dog that has just mothered a litter of puppies), and the 9th puppy is the one making all the ruckus trying to find a place to suck with no teets available.
Ninth puppies (esp. males) that grow up and obtain power are often consumed with the Napoleon complex or little man's syndrome.
My kid brother is such a ninth puppy. He's always nosing into what me and my friends are doing and won't just shut up and go away.
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A lame term for a bearded dragon. It is the new, cool pet for a yuppy to have.
My friend, Graham Wellington, gave me a Rolex for my birthday so I gave him a yuppy puppy for Christmas.
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1. When someone is following you around and giving you extra attention that is not necessarily wanted.
2. When someone is giving you attention you don't want but they're too pitiful to blatantly reject so you allow them to be around you.
man that kid was puppy dogging me around everywhere today, it was cute and all but shit.
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One of the most atrocious and affecting YouTube videos that shows the brutality of war and what it does to our soldiers. The completely crazy situation in Iraq during the war makes sadists out of our own American soldiers, as evidenced by this video in which a U.S. soldiers delightfully holds a puppy by the scruff of the neck and proceeds to throw it with all his strength. Even a fellow soldier comments that the action was mean-spirited, but the guilty soldier says it's not.
The "puppy toss" is the must publicized example on YouTube, but there are other videos in which U.S. soldiers shoot dogs just for fun after having already killed the dogs' owners. True, the owners may have been terrorists, but the dogs have done nothing to deserve death.
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AKA "Meltal Playland" (termed after the dumbass boss's spelling error) Gnarliest place to work in the world. You could say its a doggy daycare, but it is so much more. A typical day consists of waking up early to clean up more soft serve shits than there are dogs.
Jim, the boss, is a dumbass who can't spell, and who ends every sentence with the word "Ummmm....."
Ginny, the co-manager, is an old lady who obviously used to be a prostitute. She is in the habit of asking every question at least four times before she is satisfied, a habit most likely learned from dirty talk in bed.
We get some crazy employees. Tamara, for example, bought a Hummer for her ugly ass little white dog with a license plate reading "4RUFFLS". She believes her dog loves the place, and so she tortures it every day by bringing it in. Tamara's boob job tries its best to make up for her lack of intelligence, but, sadly, fails.
The day continues with fun games such as "Spray Ruffles with the pressure hose," and "See if your coworker will clean up the shit you take when they aren't looking." Ninja employees sometimes scale the walls with ease to retrieve long lost balls.
The place smells like shit, looks like shit, and tastes like shit, but can be be legitimately respected by those who have come to know it.
My date cancelled dinner with me because I smelled like shit after a nine hour shift at Puppy Playland.
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