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The Mecky Shuffle

Right before you ejaculate, you pinch your uncircumcised foreskin at the tip, creating a pocket you fill with semen. Then fill same pocket with urine before releasing everything over the toilet, flushing everything out.

Instead of blasting on this broads tits, I prefer to fuck her sink up with the mecky shuffle.

by Craig Wayne Jenkins May 11, 2018


Shuffle bembo

Playing porn on shuffle

I can't wait to shuffle bembo tonight.

by Thetruefaggot June 7, 2018


bus shuffle

When you are on a bus and it slows down or speeds up and you suddenly do a shuffle to stop your self from flying to the front/back of the bus

Today I had a major bus shuffle and almost crashed into someone

by Megan smith March 21, 2015


Drunk Shuffling

Being able to shuffle 40% better while drunk because of the feeling of your feet sliding across the ground when your drunk or stoned.

That guy came in second place in the anual shuffle comp, if he were Drunk Shuffling he'd come first..

by LéKHOLE November 2, 2010


organ shuffle

1. rough and passionate intercourse
2. violent and incontrollable dancing, typically hitting yourself in a way that would simulate the "shuffling" of organs

I can tell that girl got organ shuffled last night, she's walking like she had a baseball bat up her ass

by jitnem shaquavion March 20, 2023


Locally shuffle

The act of shuffling cards on a smaller, more intimate scale. Allegedly done because it is simply too much to shuffle an entire deck at one time.

Nicole was deemed insufficent at shuffling cards on her own. Therefore, Josh (like a knight in shining armor) came through when he locally shuffled the card deck.

by JoeyBigToes December 25, 2018


RIT Shuffle

The game of chicken that occurs when two socially inept Rochester Institute of Technology students are walking on a collision course and don’t know how to dodge each other.

This typically can be seen the most by students with Golisano Posture

I almost just walked into someone who tried to RIT Shuffle me

by anonymous72739592 March 5, 2019