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a pathetic little loser penis the size of bic lighter when erected. Jim Burner has one and all of his gf's have had to cheat with real men to be satisfied. smalland dicks dont give girls orgasms and "men" who have them should be publicly exposed and laughed at.
jim's small dick is only 2.7 inches long erect with a 3 inch circumference. he should be ashamed!!!!
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Probably the worst sitcom ever made. Features an inventor and his wacky attempts to keep his android daughter a secret. Similar to Dr. Slump but live action, American, less scatalogical, and not funny. Ran for four seasons.
Nurse: Doctor, what's you diagnosis?
Doctor: This man... he watched a full episode of small wonder. His brain... his brain couldn't take it.
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a guy with a small penis is the most unnatractive thing ever/a turn off
dont let the ladies fool you, size does matter
if a guys hot but he has a small penis forget it
perfect penis size 7-9inch and THICK
I'd take an average guy with a big dick over a hot guy with A Small dick
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A town that sucks in a state that blows. Consist's of old people, rap kids, prep kids and punk/goth/emo kids. Old people suck, the rap kids are either fat losers or hang with the prep kids, goth/emo/punk kids all like green day and Good Charlotte and have no taste for rock music what so ever. Then there is a group of dirty, lazy, stoner kids that smoke weed and listen to REAL rock music (ex: Grunge, Punk, Indie, Metal) and aren't really sure if they are punks or hippies. By the way there is 80 kids per grade and about 3500 people in the town. IT SUCKS THERE!!! (Example of real bands: Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Sex Pistols, Dead Kennedy's, White Stripes, Vaselines, Black Sabbath, Lead Zepplin) I'm sure some of you relate to me.
Pawhuska, OK.
Some stupid rap kid jumped me becuase I told him to go to hell for calling me gay, all the prep kids hate me, and I don't get along with the Greenday kids. But, me and my friends sure had some good times!!! (all 3 of them)
I hate my small town.
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A 17 year old male who used to be wicked short and then grew, but people never stopped calling him small body.
Usually very touchy feely and dates freshman who are even shorter to make him look proportionate to the average sized male.
Small body get out of the trash.
"That shirts way too small that wouldn't even fit Small body"
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An obese man who resides in Islip, NY. He wears valour jump suits and a beret worn foward similiar to the late great Notorious Biggy Smalls.
His face resembles that of an orange bearded monkey, hence Monkey Smalls.
On a recent trip to Giant Stadium, a drunk Russian girl yelled out "Hey look! There is Monkey Smalls!!"
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A fork of unusually small size.
Dad: Son, I bought you this unusually small fork.
Son: Gee thanks dad! Now I'm a real man!
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