Pussy Soup

When a female gets extremely aroused her vagina becomes very wet making a soup and her vagina then acts like a bowl for the soup.

Recommeded Serving Suggestions:

1) Keep legs elevated until time to serve so the soup stays warms and does not spill out.
2) When ready to eat lower legs and dig in!

Jim: Did you get with Julie last night?

Bob: Hell yeah dude her pussy soup was so amazing I had to have seconds!

Jim: Sweet, I might have to try a bowl of her tasty pussy soup!

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Jacuzzi Soup

The Jacuzzi water after being contaminated from various bodily fluids, after an act of intimacy has been performed inside a hot tub.

"Hot tub looks a bit grim today, got all that Jacuzzi Soup stuck to the edges after last night"

soup cups

When you work in a kitchen with awesome coworkers so you all take shots, usually of cinnamon whiskey, out of soup cups to help alleviate stress or boredom.

SOUP CUPS!!!!

mcdonalds soup

A substance that looks like throwup. Usaly made with mlik water and things on your school lunch tray you don't want.

Me and my friend made mcdonalds soup today with milk ranch oranges and water

chowder soup

When too many people get in a tiny hot tub and the water turns milky white.

That hot tub looks like chowder soup.

Soup master

A particular man who is so amazing he doesn't even need a definition

A:who is the soup master

B:When you see the soup master you will know who he is.

Suicide Soup

Suicide Soup:
-Bleach
-Tide Pods
-2 blenders
-One toaster
-A bathtub
-A noose
-a cup
First start with making a noose. Hang the noose in the bathtub. Get your bleach, Tide pods, toaster and two blenders. Put the bleach and Tide pods into the tub. Attach the blenders to your wrist. Get into the tub and put the noose around your neck. After slouching down in the tub with the noose around your neck take a cup, fill it with bleach and a single Tide Pod. Drink the cup of bleach and eat the Tide pod. Then drop the toaster at the same time as starting the blenders. The noose will steep you like a tea bag into the tub while everything mixes together creating the soup.

I'm making Suicide Soup.