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When someone poops into your hands and you immediately put the poop in your mouth.
Jessica is coming over later for some farm to table deliciousness.
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any activity involving two lovers without anyone else being invited. may or may not involve sex.
1. sorry bro, i would invite you to come skiing with me and my girlfriend, but it's table for two this weekend.
2. orgys are ok once in awhile, but i generally prefer a table for two.
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When a man ejaculates on to a female, or male's chest and then they rub it around until the chest is shiny like a clean table.
"Dude i totally gave Sally a clean table last night; when it dried she had to scratch the crust off. HAHA!!!
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When you bend someone over and place a box of bacon on their back, and at the same time fuck them in the ass. They are very useful in restaurants when having to cook large quantities of bacon.
Did you see the new waitress? I'd like to use her as my bacon table.
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When you swipe everything off a table usually in your house or someone's house. Then you put your girlfriend on it and start fucking her on the table.
Table Pusher: (swipes everything off table)
Girlfriend: HURRY THE FUCK UP
Table Pusher: (Starts fucking on the table)
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A term coined by user “mr. floof” on a YouTube comment, being under the table is when someone is out of the closet, but has to act straight in public when with their same sex partner. It’s usually due to being afraid that homophobic people might try to mess with them or be rude.
Girlfriend 1: “Babe, why won’t you hold my hand?”
Girlfriend 2: “Shh, I’m under the table right now! I think I just spotted a homophobe giving us a weird look.”
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took the table or take the table is a poker term used when one person ends up with all the money.
I played texas hold em for the first time and took the table.
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