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When someone poops into your hands and you immediately put the poop in your mouth.
Jessica is coming over later for some farm to table deliciousness.
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any activity involving two lovers without anyone else being invited. may or may not involve sex.
1. sorry bro, i would invite you to come skiing with me and my girlfriend, but it's table for two this weekend.
2. orgys are ok once in awhile, but i generally prefer a table for two.
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When a man ejaculates on to a female, or male's chest and then they rub it around until the chest is shiny like a clean table.
"Dude i totally gave Sally a clean table last night; when it dried she had to scratch the crust off. HAHA!!!
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When you bend someone over and place a box of bacon on their back, and at the same time fuck them in the ass. They are very useful in restaurants when having to cook large quantities of bacon.
Did you see the new waitress? I'd like to use her as my bacon table.
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When fat people balance plates on their stomachs
Jim is sitting on the sofa, watching TV, and eating pizza off his tummy table.
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When you swipe everything off a table usually in your house or someone's house. Then you put your girlfriend on it and start fucking her on the table.
Table Pusher: (swipes everything off table)
Girlfriend: HURRY THE FUCK UP
Table Pusher: (Starts fucking on the table)
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The table of people at a wedding or social event that should've known to RSVP that they couldn't come, but sent a gift. Basically, they aren't wanted but it would be rude to not invite them.
"Look at those idiots at Table 19"
"Oh yeah, I heard that weirdo nanny's there"
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