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When a girl (or guy) jacks off a guy until he ejaculates into a toilet.
Person 1: Man last night was crazy!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because my girlfriend was jacking me off, and I didn't have any tissue.
Person 2: So what did you do?
Person 1: I had her jerk me off into the toilet so there wasn't any mess.
Person 2: ...wtf.
Person 1: Toilet Jerk man!
Someone who spends more time cleaning the toilet and making it perfect for themselves than actually being on the toilet
You are such a toilet perfectionist
(V). To urinate or defecate anywhere other than the toilet or urinal.
(N). Someone who is known for peeing outside, in the corners of warehouses and compressor rooms in factories ect. And never using a proper toilet, even when one is available. Also can be someone who has been kicked out of Canada and then has to live in the United States because of their close-minded, racist and ignorant behavior.
"Hey! See that Paul guy? He's a real canadian toilet! "
"I don't talk to him anymore. He used the canadian toilet at my niece's birthday party. "
when you take a poop and leave it then later when you gotta piss you aim for the toilet paper it will spread like a cloud
Dude next time you shit flush the damn toilet we got toilet clouds rolling in!
A dick toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man's package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the penis knob. The dick toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable.
Real estate agent: "Yes, so here's the 3 piece bathroom and..."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."
Definition: The hidden bonus scenes in movies found after the end credits have passed.
Origin: The term originated with the film Masters of the Universe in which at the end of the movie Skeletor (the main antagonist) is seen to rise up out of bubbling demonic pit to shout "I'll be back". As he was seen to be rising out of Satan's Toilet the scene was referred to as the Satan's Toilet scene and eventually the term became synonymous with all bonus or hidden scenes in movies occurring after the credits.
Did you see the Satan's Toilet in Deadpool? it was a total homage to Ferris Bueller.
When you take a dump, then when done before you wipe you look down and you see a volcano reaching out of the water, like some majestic mountain in the south pacific.
"I must have eaten some bad bbq last night. This morning after taking my normal dump. I looked down and saw a Toilet Volcano, steam rising from the water. I reminded me of of the last time I was in Hawaii."