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A group of nosy bitches that like to take notes on everyone's lives because they don't have one.
"Sarah and her friends are acting like a memo pad."
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A person, most oftentimes female, who keeps a lover or steady until they find a new lover or steady that they feel, in some way, shape, form, or fashion, is an improvement from the older lover or steady.
John is gonna have to wake up and get a clue. I done told him about Betsy being a lily-pad lover. Now he's done got his heart broke cause she culled him yesterday. Shit, I saw that bitch with Doug at the sock-hop last week.
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1) Someone who boons a ball aimlessly instead of trying to pick out a team mate when playing football (soccer)
2) a person who enjoys to winge about anything for long periods of time
3) A lazy student who never attends lectures or gets course work done.
1)Fucking hell Launch Pad I was free
3)Has anyone seen Launch Pad his paper is due
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quackity's cough is like an ipad kid's laugh
quackity coughs like an i pad kid
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Placing the pad of your mom, girlfriend, or any other woman in your household in the toilet bowl before you drop oval brownies to prevent cold water from splashing up into your anus.
"You and Courtney still together?"
"No...she broke up with me because I used her last pantie liner for a landing pad. She couldn't go to her job interview because she bled through her pants."
"Come out tonight."
"I cant...Im grounded."
"For what?"
"Mom caught me using her tampax for a landing pad."
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The absorbant pad at the bottom of a supermarket meat package.
My friends and I were cooking sausage, but I forgot to remove the butcher's maxi pad
The act of a woman seductively rubbing snow between her breasts.
"Oh man, we were outside in the snow, and she showed me a Boston Bra Pad."
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