“ it’s literally so minor” -Ryan
“Omg you like minors! You pedophile!”
“Yes.” -Ryan
According to Twitter, a pedophile is someone who loves fictional characters, regardless of whether the character is an adult or not. For example, if you like Rebecca from Cyberpunk, you are considered a pedophile according to Twitter because the creator confirmed her as a loli, despite her having no childlike appearance apart from being short.
Friend 1: I like Ilulu, but @totalnotahypocrite says I'm a pedophile. However, I'm not attracted to children; I just like her as a character—she's my favorite.
Friend 2: Nah, don’t worry about them. They were caught with furry smut and are trying to be part of some group cult that is bored and has nothing to do but complain about lolis and fictional characters.
Pedophiles are sexy
Pedophiles are sexy human beans with large penis
someone with a million subscribers who records themselves playing minecraft.
Guy 1: my uncle is a pedophile
Guy 2: I'm sorry WHAT
Guy 1: he plays minecraft
Guy 2: ohhh okay
The type of person that belongs into the cia.gov/report section
Pedophile: I love underaged girls so much
random: And you're going to love the cia.gov/report section