happy pills

ecstasy... a drug that makes your heart rate speed up and you feel all excited and crazy... then you drop dead.

I don't buy happy pills at your average drugstore.

92👍 101👎

Green Pill

Describing having taken on an ideology and/or lifestyle concerning enviromentalism and conservation of the planet, usually in terms of addressing global warming and climate change.

The Green Pill can theoretically be taken with other pills, since ignorance, knowledge, hope and despair (blue, red, white and black respectively) are states of being that might exist alongside a belief in earth's need for preservation and saving.

Tabitha: "Did I tell you my dad got totally Green Pilled? He finally did some research and he's stopped buying water bottles and bought a bike!"

James: "We aren't going to know global warming is real until it's too late. We are frogs being slowly boiled in a pot."
Jeff: "Yo, the ol' Green Pill Black Pill combo, eh? I'm meeting a lot of those lately."

14👍 4👎

Chill Pill

Xanax tabs. A more easily found drug for anxiety and depression,

just go to your doctor and say you have intense back pains or say you

want to die and any doctor over 40 will prescribe you some sort of

benzodiazephine.

My doctor prescribes me a bottle of chill pills each month for my anxiety, but after only 2 pills I'm out cold.

7👍 4👎

Pill-Lattes

When desperate housewives mix Lattes with pain killers to get through their day.

I find Pill-Lattes helps me stay mentally in shape. I take one one skinny sugar free vanilla no foam latte with a hydrocodone then drop the kids off at school, and then I go to book club or the Y until its time to pick the kids back up.

2886👍 3835👎

Purple pilled

Definition:

1. To be mind controlled, typically by a Mistress.
2. A process in which a subject is hypnotized, brainwashed or drugged into total compliance.
3. A form of female domination often involving a willing form of blackmail, used to fully subjugate a male into enslavement.

Bill was purple pilled by a Dominatrix, and he gave her all his passwords and account numbers. Now she owns him and he does her bidding.

16👍 15👎

Black Pill

A level further than Red Pill, but with the additional realisation that PUA doesn't work if you are ugly or short.

I used to be Red Pilled and tried one of Mystery Method's pickup-lines "Did you notice the fight outside?" but because of my ugly looks and short status I got told "Fuck off, creep!" and that was a brutal Black Pill.

17👍 14👎

Chicken Pill

Is when a female is developed physically in the coco-cola bottle shape department. A definition for when a female's body is hormonally developed, also through puberty.

She takes chicken pills so she's well grown. Her bust and ass makes her look older.

8👍 5👎