a verbal term to describe what you would like to do to someone who is pissing you off. To clip someone between your legs using your "crow" and then squeezing your thighs together for a quick pinch ... usually done out of anger.
I am going to "crow pinch" your ass
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Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.
The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.
this happens primarily on a swingset when you're not careful
Suzy!!! you'l PINCH YOUR GUZZY! get down from that swingset right now young lady!
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1. To quickly squeeze out a shit
2. To pinch off the end of a rather large shit in order to be done quicker.
Jerry had to pinch one off as the game started in ten minutes.
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The act of taking a shit in winter in a less than reputable establishment that either doesn't pay the heat bill, or is too fucking cheap to turn it up, in turn, making the porcelain of the toilet so cold that when you shit, it resembles the appearance of a hot loaf of bread being removed from the oven as steam permeates through the bathroom.
"Man, you would have thought that bathroom came with a free bakers hat after pinching that steaming hot loaf in there."
"Yeah, you would pinch a hot loaf in a shithole bar like that."
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something or someone of very little or no value
"What the hells wrong with that Ralph!! Geez...you know, I don't think that fool's worth a pinch of coon shit!"
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