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When a pickle gets poisoned and you eat it as a date.
“Yo Matt, I dare you to pickle poison.”
“Dude okay”
Like Jello shots, Poison fruit is a creative and delicious way to have fun with alcohol shots. The basic concept is simple: Fruit that is left in flavored vodka, coated in white sugar, then dipped again in a different flavor vodka.
Usually strawberries, pineapple or watermelon pieces are best to use because of their harder exterior and juicy interior.
What you do is take pieces of fruit, soak them in fruit-flavored vodka (The best flavors to compliment the fruit are Coconut Rum, Watermelon, Raspberry, Mango, Strawberry and Cherry flavored vodkas) for about an hour and a half. Then, take the fruit out and heavily coat them in sugar for a couple minutes. Finally, tick a toothpick in it and quickly dip the whole thing in a DIFFERENT flavored vodka to compliment the other. And voila!! Poison fruit!
"Man did you try that poison fruit at jason's party?"
"Hell yea raspberries with watermelon and coconut vodka, they were good! It snuck up on me later!
When your body is so acclimated to the indoors that you cannot readjust to the temperature outdoors.
If you spent more time enjoying the outdoors instead of sitting at your desk or on your couch you wouldn’t have freon poisoning and be so damn uncomfortable right now.
Samuel: "I feel like shit, bro"
Bro: "It's because you drank the Mexican poison!"
STD that gets its name by the look of the rash, it also thickens your vains
Bob hadn’t checked his balls for a week and found thickening poison oak
When a single person of a white friend group starts acting black and other people in the group start acting black. "Nigga Poisoning" can also happen when a white person acts black to fit into a group of black people.
Person 1: Man this new friend group is gonna be fucking sick!
Person 2: Just wait for the nigga poisoning to start happening.
Party Poison is a character from Danger Days by My Chemical Romance, and is the biggest transgender slut literally ever.
Party Poison is a world famous transgender whore and piss drinker.