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the disease commonly associated with contact with mushrooms. there have only been one case. death is imminent.
there is a single possible cure. kiss the feet of a baby-on-a-leash and throw feces at a siberian monkey. then apologize to melissa =
*throws mushroom at melissa* ~jonathan
"haye, you're gonna get fungal poisoning because you touched that shroom!" ~melissa
"well you are too then!" ~jonathan
"nuh-uh, i'm immune cuz i'm tough" ~melissa
A kiss from a toxic person yet they still draw you in with their charm.
A terrible kiss
Person 1: Man I shouldn't have kissed him it was a poison kiss
Person 2: Oof that sucks.
Person 3: I know I shouldn't but they have such a dreamy poison kiss.
used to ask someone what they would like to drink.
The bartender raised an eyebrow at the group and asked with a smirk, "What's your poison, folks? Whiskey, beer, or something more exotic?"
Mako Poisoning is a phenomenon when people (usually white) visit or move to South East Asia and they become so enamored with the country and fail to see the negatives. It also includes deflecting or denying any type of criticism of said and saying "this could happen anywhere" or "if it was in America they would just get shot instead."
My friend has some serious Mako Poisoning he said Vietnam he still loves Vietnam after they got denied from a hospital after an accident.
I don't have Mako poisoning Vietnam really does have better infrastructure than America.
I realized my coworkers have Mako poisoning when they told me Vietnam has better hygiene than America.
Do I have Mako Poisoning if I think laws in Thailand protect children more than they do in America.
The girl accidentally but the front of her pen when the pen weigh ink was out and 10 minutes later her stomach and throat were having a weird burning... then she started slowly going more ditsy(like bumping into someone) or saying crazy things she was self diagnosed with ink poisoning but her friends and mom said she didn’t have it and they were wrong
Ps. Her friend counted her
D= dead if Uk Uk
The poison for Kuzco.
the poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco.
Kuzco's poison.
That poison?
YES! The poison!
Gotcha covered.
Like Jello shots, Poison fruit is a creative and delicious way to have fun with alcohol shots. The basic concept is simple: Fruit that is left in flavored vodka, coated in white sugar, then dipped again in a different flavor vodka.
Usually strawberries, pineapple or watermelon pieces are best to use because of their harder exterior and juicy interior.
What you do is take pieces of fruit, soak them in fruit-flavored vodka (The best flavors to compliment the fruit are Coconut Rum, Watermelon, Raspberry, Mango, Strawberry and Cherry flavored vodkas) for about an hour and a half. Then, take the fruit out and heavily coat them in sugar for a couple minutes. Finally, tick a toothpick in it and quickly dip the whole thing in a DIFFERENT flavored vodka to compliment the other. And voila!! Poison fruit!
"Man did you try that poison fruit at jason's party?"
"Hell yea raspberries with watermelon and coconut vodka, they were good! It snuck up on me later!