poke war

When two people poke each other on Facebook. The winner is decided when the opponent fails to return the poke within one day.

Ian thinks he will win this poke war, but little does he know that Alex is a pro. FBGM.

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snow poke

The act of jizzing on your little princess's asshole, then using your jizz as lube to stick your dick in her ass.

I was fucking her from behind and I pulled out and gave her a snow poke!

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squaw poke

When shuffling a deck of cards; you take your finger and poke out several cards from the center of the deck. You then place those cards either on the top or bottom of the deck. This is done for good luck before you deal the cards.

While shuffling the cards the dealer says “squaw poke” and pokes the center cards from the deck as a shuffling move for good luck. Then deals the cards.

Poseidon poke

When you’re pooping and toilet water splashes onto your butthole.

Me: omg I just got poseidon poked!!
Friend in the stall next to me: That’s crazy bro!!

Soft Poke

A soft poke is an insult towards someone meaning they are bad at having sex. Lousy in the sack, a bad lay.

You are a soft poke

Poke the coconut

To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.

Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!

Pickle Poke

Pocking someone with their penis

Josiah really likes to be pickle poked when he’s talking to his Roblox girlfriends…