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When at least five gay (or curious) guys watch a movie on a couch and enter each other by sitting on one another's laps. Being the bottom of the totem pole is the straightest position, whereas the top is the gayest. Basically a vertical train.
Hey guys, lets watch wanted with no pant on... TOTEM POLE, I get to be bottom!
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A strip club that is only open during Christmas
"Hey man Im goin to The North Pole to meet Mrs. Claws"
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The act of smoking pot, weed or marajuna
Wanna go pole walking?
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The act of pooping, where a single log of poop touches the bowl of the toilet while still attached to the anus.
Johnny was in the bathroom stall when all of a sudden he yelled out 'TOTEM POLE' after having accomplished the mega log from butt to bowl in 1 piece.
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A stripper! Also known as the zip witch!
Making pole-pilates funner, one can exercise her core muscles' strength playing pole jockey to some satisfied audience.
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A word for when someone rejects your tongue being inserted to their mouth so you end up licking their teeth.
I rejected his pull so he ended up Tad poling me, it was so awkward.
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The fetish of using a tweezer to stick red pepper flakes into your pee-hole. The man then screams out "FIRE IN THE POLE!" at the top of his lungs, usually in extreme extasy/pain.
It was only a matter of time before Andre's job at the Pepper and Tweezer Emporium led to his uncurable "fire in the pole" fetish.
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