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poon junkie

someone that is severely addicted to a vagina

"man you sure do love the pussy,you have tried to bang every girl here, for lack of a better word i shall call you a Poon Junkie"

by Shpongle Spores February 1, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Nazi

1. The keeper of the bearded clam.
2. One who regulates the distribution of poon. Usually hoarding it themself.
3. One who hoards copious amounts of poon.

Me: wow look at all that poon over there.
Kelly Thigpen: that's my poon go get your own!
Me: fucking Poon Nazi strikes again.

by Cookies52 November 3, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


poon cloud

..when an individual is persuaded in his/her actions or decisions as a direct result of a female he/she is interested in or in a relationship with.

..Behavior changes based on ones interest in a female as a direct result of ensuing tail.

derived from poontang and cloud

Haven't heard from peter in a while, he must be under the poon cloud still.

or

Don't mind him he isn't acting as he should the poon cloud is to thick.

by Adam March 24, 2004

22๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


poon pie

a slang word for vagina, etc...

man, i was knee deep in some poon pie last night...

by n30 July 30, 2005

32๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Raider

a poon raider is someone who scores an insane amount of poontang. he is very good with girls and is sometimes also refered too as meat wrench. no matter where he is or what the situation, he can get some. a true poonraider will never get maried.

Dude Julian is such a poon raider. no matter where we are there are always girls who want his dick in and around there mouths violently

by poonraider1 July 29, 2010

27๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Handler

Neil Patrick Harris or one who handles the poon.

Duncan: Man, Blonathan will never get laid.

Kev: Are you kidding?! Blonathan is a fucking poon handler man!

by aquamongoose December 3, 2009

48๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Poon Salad

A female with a particularity rough vagina that massacres the mans meat creating a penis that requires vicodin and aloe Vera.

My pecker hurts because i went home with a Poon Salad last night.

by Collective minds of man December 30, 2009

41๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž