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School where all the kids are separated. The social groups are all distinctly separated. The different groups often never interact with each other ever. Oftentimes, this leads to a socially fucked atmosphere at school. There are also many 'fake' kids in these poser schools. They will claim to be someone's friend and then talk shit about them without them knowing. It escalates to a point where most people at the school talk shit behind other people's backs.
Stephanie: Hey mark, good to see you
Mark: (walking by) Hey good to see you two
(Mark walks away)
Stephanie: I hate mark, he's such a faggot
Julie: Yeah but y don't u just tell him instead of pretending like ur cool w/ him?
Stephanie: Y would I do that? We're in a poser school remember?
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Someone who immediately puts some obscure indie band on their iPod after it was featured on some show (The O.C., Scrubs etc.) and try to act like they are cool and knew who they were all along.
After Eels was on The O.C. everyone become indie posers and downloaded their album.
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One who pretends to be the biggest Harry Potter fan in the world, when in all reality they have only seen the movies and have not read the books.
Person 1: AHH!! Harry Potter!! I love Harry Potter!! YAY YAY YAY!! NEW MOVIE!!!
Person 2: Shut up. You don't even know what a Horcrux is.
Person 1: Who cares! I love me my HP!
Person 2: Ya stupid Potter Poser
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Someone who claims to be emo. Dresses emo and tries to act emo. They tell everyone how sad they are all the time. And really their life is going perfectly fine. They cry constantly and claim to be depressed. Most of them cut and always show people. They go up to people and would be like "omg look what i did last night" then they would start crying and would want the other person to confide in them.
Emo Poser: Oh my god my life sucks. *cries and shows friend wrist* look what i did!
Emo: Why do you always show everyone?
Emo Poser: I do not!
Emo: Yea you do, you even showed people you hate.
Emo Poser: I thought you were my friend!
Emo: I'm not friends with posers!
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An account on Facebook, YouTube, or another popular site in which someone impersonates someone else. It may or may not be done for poser reasons, and when the attempt fails, all hell breaks loose.
Obama's secret prostitute on YouTube? No Way! That chick is ugly and the videos suck ass. It's gotta be a poser account.
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Emo kids who insist they're actually vampires. They usually claim to have some nonspecific medical condition which forces them to drink blood and dislike sunlight, but provides none of the benefits (or drawbacks) of mythical vampires. Some claim to be psychic vampires, having to draw on "life energy" to sustain themselves.
They've been around ever since Anne Rice, but increased after Vampire: The Masquerade came out, and have exploded since the release of Twilight.
Hot Topic is infested with vampire posers.
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A kid, who copies a kid, who copied more kids, who copied a group of kids, that were scene. Someone who goes on urban dictionary and google and myspace to copy what the real scene kids do, but they over do it. Someone who sits for hours trying to come up with a "random" saying to use as a respond to people. They decide that scene, although they are TRYING to be scene, is who they "really are", even though thats not who they were yesterday. The kids who dye their hair pink, and say its red, the ones who have fake lip piercings, the ones who get freakishly obsessed with guys with long hair, usually named Ryan or Taylor. The ones who run around music festivals and say their name is Zara, as opposed to Sara, and scream, "power to the Chucks!" to anyone who is wearing them, even though half of the kids there are wearing them, as if theyre creative for owning a pair of chuck taylors, even though those shoes have been made since fucking 1905 or something? They usually get their lip pierced out of nowhere, and if theyre the ULTIMATE scene poser, they get a fake lip ring, and then bitch about how their parents wont actually let them pierce it. So the poser will also enlist in some sort of art or poetry class and have this immediate interest in being an artist or a poet and shoving their suicidal pictures and words in your face because no one cares and everyone knows they aren't artistic in any form and probably don't even HAVE the left side of their brain anyway, because it dissolved when the sprayed all that damn ass cheap hair spray on their heads to look cool, even though the girls who usually do that have thin blonde hair so the hairspray just makes them look all crusty.
Example 1-
Scene Poser:"Im so sad that I haven't eaten in the last three days!"
Mary:"Becky, we saw you eat a sandwich yesterday."
Scene Poser:"Oh yeah huh?*breaks out in maniacal laughter*"But Im still depressed..."
Example 2-
Mary:"Becky, is that lip ring fake?"
SP:"Yeth! My parents are so stupid they wont let me pierce it!"
Example 3:
SP:"Nikki, Im wearing TWO different kinda of converse! Isnt that GREAT?!?!?!"
Nikki:"Shut up Becky."
Example 4:
SP:Austin Im sad...
Austin:"No you arent."
SP:"You know what Austin, go eat a sandwich."
Austin:"YOU go eat a sandwich."
SP: "Youre a funny man Austin, funny funny funny..."
Austin:"And your name is Becky."
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