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a directioner who finds the old jokes from the video diaries the funniest thing ever.
potato directioner: “I eat carrots😂😂 POTATOOO🥔🥕🐦🐦🐦🐦”
normal person: “wtf”
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A person who is so lazy that they never make it to the couch to be a couch potato, instead remaining in bed all day and only getting up for food, drink, and bathroom usage.
My roommate thinks I am a bed potato but I'm really just making the most of my day off.
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Poor, lousy aim, specifically in a shooter style video game.
T's potato aim caused him to waste all of his bullets on the charging bear, resulting in his death.
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The defination of Potato PC is when a old or a used pc gives spf (seconds per frame) instead of fps (frames per second)
Oh god my Potato PC can't even play minecraft on 1.8!
The act of sexual intercourse when both parties are heavily intoxicated and just end up mashing their genitals together.
Dude, bro, I had Amber over last night after the bars but we were so wasted that we just wound up having mashed potatoes until we passed out
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Is someone who masturbates to ugly people
Jack: I bashed off to stacy's photo last night
Luke: Nah fam she's butters, your such a potato basher
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When you have a large bowl of potatoes and randomly scoop potatoes onto plates while not employed at the restaurant and singing “Scoopski Potatoes”.
Steve: What are you doing?
Joseph: I’m doing some Scoopski Potatoes.