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Procrastinatior
It derives from the Mexican Word Procrathamelyawn which means Midnight Snack and
The Viking Word Astinator which means Pucker Cheeks
It describes someone who sits on a sandwhich in the dark.
(From TAWG)
Darwin is such a Procrastinator
Irina is the ultimate procrastinator. She should be working on her assignment, but isn't.
Someone who will do anything else just so they don't have to a certain thing. One might refer to them as last minute Larry.
Sam: "You should really work on your paleo project Ethan it takes a lot of time and work."
Ethan: "Fuck it, I'll get hammered and do it tomorrow night and pull something out of my ass cause I'm a professional procrastinator."
A procrastinator is someone who finds any possible excuse to get out of doing work. They are lasy people who don't feel like doing the work or simply can't focus. Procrastinators are usually teenage students who would rather watch Netflix or jerk off instead of completing their science essay for the next day.
"Did you walk the dog yet?"
"No, I decided to be a procrastinator and raise my son instead"
Someone who doesn't like doing stuff.
Procrastinator:
Me: Hey, Mr. Thornton did you grade the PEA's?
Thronton: Nah
Eva.
"Sir, what's a procrastinator?"
"Well Timmy, just take a look at Eva. She is the human embodiment of procrastination."
A synonym for the entirety of humanity, or someone who does everything to avoid anything.
Guy1: Why you oughta be so much of a procrastinator, huh?
Guy2: Well aren't we all?
Guy1: ...
Guy2: ...
Guy1: Woah... that's deep
.......
Mom: *yells from upstares* did you remember to throw away the trash billy?