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While your girfriend is giving you a blowjob(you must be sitting down) lift your thumb into the air and swing it over her back and into her ass and yell AHHHH like FONZIE
REVERSE FONZARELLI is the newest bedroom party trick the definition speaks for its self
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The act of drugging someone so that you don't have to have sex with them
"Hey, did you hook up with that chick last night?"
"No, I got a huge headache on the way back from the club. Had to pull a reverse Cosby"
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A monumentally malicious that causes male genitalia of all witnesses to immediately suction.
**Yogg-saron pyroblasts your own hero 3 times**
"I think I just reverse nutted"
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When you've had such a terrible bout with some extremely explosive diarrhea. The kind in which no toilet paper or wet wipes could do you an ounce of help.
1. You head to the shower and turn the faucet on. Prop yourself underneath with your legs up on the wall and let the forceful water from the faucet completely douse your ass crack and nether regions for a complete cleansing.
2. You turn your back to the sink, turn the faucet on and continually splash the water on your ass crack and nether regions completely cleansing any shrapnel or remnants of the disaster.
(Hand soap can be used in either scenario for extra cleansing)
After returning home from a Wing Fest, I had such an awful case of explosive diarrhea that a roll of tissue paper was not going to suffice, my only saving grace was to partake in a reverse bidet and douche my nether regions.
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When somebody sees you sneeze, blow your nose, scratch yourself, or touch something dirty just prior to shaking your hand, and you are forced to use your left hand instead of your right to avoid further embarrassment and grossing the person out.
Dialogue involving a reverse handshake:
1: Hi, 2! (reaches to shake 2's right hand)
2: (quickly sneezes, grabs a tissue to quickly clean his right hand and shakes using his left hand.) Sorry, Hi!
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A variation of the cunnilumpkin where a woman receives cunnilingus while the cunnilinguist is defecating. This can be intentional or accidental.
Also see blumpkin, reverse blumpkin, and the inherently messy double dumpkin.
For the rarest variation of all time, see cunnilumpkin decker.
Intentional: For those rare women who find the smell of their lover's feces erotic, the reverse cunnilumpkin is the most exciting way to receive oral sex.
Accidental: My girlfriend loves it when I go down on her and chow box, and sometimes she can be so pushy about it. The other day I needed to crap so bad, but she told me to shut up and suck her vulva. Just as she was about to climax, I lost control of my bowels and dropped the whole load in my pants. It was a perfectly timed reverse cunnilumpkin, although I could have done without all the shit in my favorite khakis.
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During rough sex when you spin the girl around your tree trunk, beating her savagely as she is spinning backwards, causing her to turn purle. Thus the purple reverse.
She got upset when I left the seat up, so I took my revenge by giving her the purple reverse.
My schlongdong was so large when I stuck her At the wrong angle she bruised from the inside. The purple reverse.
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