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A person who accomplishes feats of idiocy with little or no effort. Encounters with people afflicted by this condition may experience brief moments of confusion followed by frustration, culminating in an extended period of laughter. Biologists believe an afflicted human can, at will, deactivate the brain's frontal lobe.
Batman: "Robin, hurry climb up here and help me fight off these goons."
Robin: "Ok Batman...but how do I get up there?"
Batman: "Use the grapple on your utility belt. HURRY!"
Robin: "I decided to leave it at home today. I mean, who knew we would be fighting goons."
Batman: "...You are such a twizzle rod at times."
A sexual maneuver in which the man inserts gasoline into his urethra before sex, when he is about to finish, the male pulls out, takes out a lighter and sets his cum on fire, creating a sort of napalm that burns and scars the female
I gave that bitch a blaze rodding last night, I just hope the burn isn't infected
Always the overachiever. His sense of humor will have you pee your pants. Ladies will Drop their panties. Master at fucking yo Bitch. People wish they could be
Detroit Rod!!!
Detroit Rod that nigga
Sex move. Like a Marijuana moon rock, take a dildo and get it wet. Then rool the wet dildo into a pile of powder cocaine. Coating the surface like when weed is coated in keef. Then use as planned.
Dude i pulled the moon rod on my girl then shit got crazy.
Slang for the mosin-nagant bolt-action service rifle, often used by members of the gun comunity. The name came to be du to the heavy trigger and cumbersome two-piece bolt design. Its also a nod to the poor quality many of the rifles have (due to the soviet governents heavy emphasis on quantity over quality)
John: Matt bought another mosin, still claims their better than other rifles.
Mark: Seriousley? another trash rod?
John: yea
Mark: someone needs to teach him what a good gun really is!
(verb) To sodomise or anally rape a male or female
If she doesn't come out of the bathroom I swear I'm gonna bust the door down, make her bend over and drain rod her like the cack-pipe she is
A person with a small dick.
My boss is such a pin rod that his old lady is giving it to me on a daily basis.