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When you poke a hole in one of six condoms. Then you lay them out in front your girl and ask her to pick one.
I played contraception roulette with my girl three months ago... it was not the move.
That awkward moment when you don't know what's spiked in your fridge.
<Wake up in the morning...>
"Wow, so hungover."
<Opens fridge.>
"Oh, God, what have I done?!? I don't have time for breakfast roulette! Whatever, f*** it!"
When five or six guys take turns fucking you in the ass.
High School principal: I wanted to bring this to your attention, there was an incident where involving a rumor that one of the students received something called a roulette job.
Concerned parent: What the heck is a roulette job?
Head of the PTA: Oh, a roulette job is when you let five or six niggers take turn fucking you in the asshole
The act of randomly selecting a server from your remote desktop connection list, and causing some sort of service disruption.
"That's the third call in the past hour from people forgetting their passwords.... RDP Roulette time."
2 or more people in the act of hanging a Nigerian native from a tree and striping him naked. After thus, they indulge in spinning him violently. His penis acts as the gun barrel and bullet,Almost like a cock helicopter.
Who ever can dodge his fat long slong the longest without getting hit wins. the loser sends nudes and or booty pics.
Timmy:~Hey tyrone, sally is my girl. i saw you trying to roll up into her dm's my dog.
Tyrone:~sheet nigga, you finna challenge me too Nigerian roulette?
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typically used only to receive nudes from others.
A game that involves a group of people (usually male). A small packet of ketchup is twisted at it's tip so it's contents are under pressure, and place in the center of a table, with everyone around it. The packet is spun, and when it stops one person smashes it with their fist. The untwisted end bursts open, and ketchup is sprayed all over one or two participants. In a lunch room situation, the sprayed people have to pick up everyone's trash, but get to smash the next packets.
"OH JESUS CHRIST!"
"Bro, you got hit, pick up the shit."
"I'm not playing ketchup roulette tomorrow."
After downing a 1.25 litre of coke and a large pizza while playing RuneScape 3 men blow their loads into a shot glass each.
The shot glasses then go into the microwave for 30 secs and they randomly select a shot each.
They then yell “MEALIE” then skull the random shot
Hey Greg want to play POSTIE ROULETTE with me and Wayne tonight?
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