someone who was never allowed to watch spongebob and was allergic to dogs *cough cough* my childhood
A REAL LIFE EXAMPLE FROM a sad childhood
Some kid from my kindergarten class: Hey Brooke did you see the latest SpongeBob episode????
ME: * cries in a corner*
Same kid: Awww I'm sorry maybe this puppy will cheer you up!!
ME: *sobs louder before dying*
A small penis that can not get it up no matter what, while completely sober.
I did everything I could think of and still he had a Sad Pickle.
so horny that you're depressed
scoutster: 'I am so down sad for alex bro.'
xanny: 'lol'
An overwhelming emotion in response to the cancellation of the entire NCAA Mens Basketball Tournament.
"Why are you so sad this week? Coronavirus got you down?"
"No. It's March Sadness. There's no basketball this month, and there's no other sport to turn to!"
Being sad but the next level.
Person 1: Dude are you okay you look sad
Person 2: Nah dude I’m sister sad
Person 1: Dang bro that sucks
When a phrase could be taken as sexual but also depressing or awkward.
Guy 1: *referring to test scores*... and no matter what I did, I just couldn't get it up.
Guy 2: Ha! Sad giggity.
An absolute GODESS who created the best animation ever about the Dream SMP war
Pogger: dude SAD - ist made another animation
dude: NO WAY RLLY?
pogger: POG
dude: POG