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The act of a driver putting his or her right arm out to restrain the passenger when suddenly braking. This is a very common action between parents and children.
My dad has always been a gas and brake driver, so he has perfected the art of the HSRS or human safety restraint system.
A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.
Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."
There are seven separate sections of safety:
1. Have an escape plan
2. Have equipment for every circumstance
3. Watch for people throwing things at you
4. Watch for anything that can and probably will hurt you
5. Accidents are prohibited
6. Be careful beware of safety
7. Accept that you are probably in danger at any and every given moment
Remember the seven separate sections of safety.
A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.
"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me
The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.
I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.
What's your job?
Randle: I am a biochemical safety standard manager
A cowardly person, unduly concerned with safety precautions.
This job would have been finished a week ago, if you hadn't been such a Safety Susan about it.