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The act of a driver putting his or her right arm out to restrain the passenger when suddenly braking. This is a very common action between parents and children.
My dad has always been a gas and brake driver, so he has perfected the art of the HSRS or human safety restraint system.
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A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.
Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."
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A made-up term used by tree men who want to be professional but ignore industry-standard terminology that a true certified Arborist should be using.
Hey Jethro is this tree a cut down or a safety prune?
We safety pruning today Jimbo, cut all of them there branches off so they don't hurt anybody and everyone will be safe.
(n.) A man who is on a woman's "safety list" of guys she has slept with in the past and who are not dangerous psychopaths or possessive and are halfway decent in bed. A woman will keep these men in her phone for situations when she is feeling horny but does not want to take her chances with someone new.
"Sarah and I broke up months ago but I'm still her safety D on occasional Friday nights."
A period of time, usually a week, that is used when "taking a break" from ones relationship in order to hook up with some other partner. Used in conjunction with a semi-truth or lie about why said break is needed, the safety week adds a period of time to the "initial break" to serve the purpose of appearing like the break was actually needed, and not thought up for the pleasure of "cheating".
How are you and Sarah doing?
-Ok, i wanna hook up with my friend over summer vacation so I'm gonna tell Sarah I need a break and then get with that other chick.
Won't it seem suspicious that you want to get back with Sarah RIGHT after you get back from vacation? You should use a safety week or two.
when a girl has you in a painful and inescapable hold and you steal a kiss and escape when she is stunned
friend: what happened after that girl twisted your wrist?
me: oh i just used the good old safety release and ran like hell
girls who wear fake ratty hair extension and dont give a flying fuck what they look like, have no respect for anyone or anything. especially no respect for themselves,
whores
safety bay chicks