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You're a 37 year old wizard? Pathetic, I'm a 45 year old sage.
Sage is a manipulative, psycho ex who will probably like smash all your freinds.. She mean to people who bore her, and she's nice to her friends. She has great style and is probably the kind of person you'd tell your therapist about
Sage/ crazy
It is the condition of possessing superior wisdom. It is based on sacred, spiritual, mystical knowledge, experiences, myths, traditions, ascesis, rituals, symbols, poetry, intuition and orality.
The sage is one who holds superior knowledge.
(n.) a beautiful woman with an abnormal affinity for citrus, whipped cream, and spice
“We found a Sage in the kitchen with an empty bottle of siracha; she ate all the key lime pies.”
A “sage” is someone who can be very very annoying and simp over guys named Jesus.
Sage: dammm did u see Jesus in his hoe shorts today.
Friend: why are you like this?
A person with a low iq and questionable humor. If you're around them, they're most likely to make jokes about farts and penises. Stay away from them.
Omg sage just texted me haha penis butt this morning and expected me to laugh...and i totally did. Im not proud of it.
a very awesome guy that has a giant dick and also shares his address online a lot for some reason
"his shlongs so big that its dragging on the floor"
" yeah thats sage"