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sales and cervix

Refers to a “total care and satisfaction” practice whereby da company’s employees bribe customers wif da “ultimate favor” if they will buy said establishment’s products and/or otherwise do business wif said vendor.

Good luck on asking da luscious looker behind da counter of an adult-products store about “sales and cervix” --- just because they do indeed sell dildos and love-dolls doesn’t mean dat da employees themselves will actually provide you wif “da real thing”.

by QuacksO October 8, 2023


Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.

Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.

by @5kur August 20, 2012


david sales

A all around asshole to younger siblings and with a average prostate size of 3-4 inches, and has a short temper

Your a fucking David Sales

by My ninja nigga February 15, 2016


garabage sale

a yard sale or garage sale to make a little money by selling things you should have thrown in the garbage

I'm having a garabage sale to keep from going to the dump...

by goldwingnut March 4, 2011


sale cat

Sale cat is a game played my many Midwest farmers. The players wait for a cat to die in the field. The cat will then bend and harden into the shape of a boomerang. The objective of the game is to throw the sail cat as far as possible. The trick is to throw it the right way so I doesn’t come back like a boomerang.

Timmy wants to play sale cat but his favorite feline friend was still alive and purring.

by 2Nerdy4U October 31, 2017


2-for-1 Sale

When grabbing a snack food and getting two pieces when grabbing one.

*Man goes for a chip, pulls and another gets dragged out*
"Nice, 2-for-1 Sale."

by tbclycan October 4, 2011


fruit sales

the selling of very good fruity weed.

Lets get downtown. i know a dude with some mad fruit sales.

by Dmitri Antwon July 29, 2011