chopped & screwed

Music that has been adjusted or edited so that grandpa won't feel uncomfortable listening to it. Less bounce per ounce.

There's also a chopped & screwed version so that you people with absolutely no energy can still comfortably attempt to mingle with the angst-ridden youth.

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screw the gooch

To screw up really badly. To miss the point of something and do something else. Comes from the idea that when having sex, one misses the pussy and starts humping a woman's gooch, the area between her pussy and ass, making a fool out of himself and screwing up. Don Eimus is a person screwed the gooch when he disrespected some thugish black-woman basketball players.

"I knew I should't have nailed Monica Lewinski... Damn i screwed the gooch."

I did my report completely wrong. Man i really screwed the gooch."

"Matt, youre' a jew so don't have sex with that terrorist's daughter. You'd have to be a total dumbass to screw the gooch like that"

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dude-screwed

When one dude does something to screw over another dude; this often involves breaking Man Laws or particularly one of the following cardinal rule, golden rule, friend rule, six month rule, Three Month Rule, Friend Code, etc.

"Dude...Lucas just dude-screwed me...I had one last beer and he drank it!"

"Dude...I heard Jeremy's dating your ex-gf...he broke a man law...you got dude-screwed."

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screw the pooch

When management of a venture-backed company miss their numbers.

Molly Ashby always loved the opportunity to tell her fellow board members that management screwed the pooch last quarter; Brian Watson creamed his pants when she said that.

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chew and screw

To go down on a female and follow up by having sex.

I gave her the old chew and screw yesterday, now her vag is looser than gay guys with a bottle of milk of magnesia.

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Screw-bliff

When no boy likes a girl cause she looks like a man+ape fused together so she uses a scewdriver as a sex toy and then later using the same screwdriver as a spoon to mix her tears sweat and apple juice (while putting it on her snapchat story *essential*) then putting it in a container as a potion. She will then put it in a boys drink/food to make them fall in love with her. Work best with white/mix race boys.

'Im soo sad, no boy loves me cause i look like harambe'

'Why dont you try screw-bliff, it helped me!'

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Screw Scratch

Bruise like mark hicky placed on ones neck during heavy petting foreplay.

It's assumed that when one is wearing a screw scratch, sex was somehow involved.

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