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The only people to ever find Osama bin Laden
" hey, you wanna play hide and seek?"
"sure, but I'm Navy Seal 6!"
"shit
When you are involved in a DP and your balls slam together like a couple of angry elephant seals fighting.
There was no way we were gonna cross swords DP-ing that chick, but a couple angry elephant seals were un-avoidable.
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A large marine mammal, Odobenus rosmarus, native to the icy Arctic waters, which irony-blind people often refer to as a walrus.
The saber-toothed seal's only natural enemy is the frost grizzly.
masturbating into the toilet, perfomed by a man. usually the term is used by marines.
wew, just got done inserting the seal team
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V. To accomplish a task with great efficiency, speed, and effectiveness. Comes from the assassination of Osama bin Laden in May 2011.
We got in, got out, and Seal Team 6'd that bitch!
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This is where you bust into a girls bedroom in the middle of the night, toss in a flash bang, scream "Don't Move!", cum on her forehead and then roll her up in the bed sheet and push her off the bed.
Melissa: Mary, what was all that noise last night?
Mary: Oh, that was John, I think. He SEAL Team 6'd me last night.
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This occurs when a man is either jacking off or being jacked off and the hand that does the deed happens to be sporting a 'thumbs up'.
Billy- Bob: Oooh, Jabrina, that feels amazing!
Jabrina: So it should, I'm giving this meat pole my own seal of approval!
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