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Someone needs to tell me because there is none that i can find.-.
I'm going to put a piece of paper in front of my face and I'm going to take a un-selfie
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No mirror lifted sack anus selfie
Go on snapchat and send me a back door selfie
a selfie taken after sex, sometimes abbreviated to ASS
Hey bro did you see my ASS (after sex selfie) last night?
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When staying up late to study with someone, use this method to not fall asleep. Anytime you feel like you are going to fall asleep, take a selfie and send it to the other person. This way you both know that the other is awake. This method works especially well if the other person is an attractive member of the opposite sex, as you would be more alert when taking a selfie in this case.
Guy 1: "How did you finish studying in time for the test?"
Guy 2: "I stayed up late studying for the last few nights."
Guy 1: "But don't you normally fall asleep, how did you stay awake?"
Guy 2: "I used the wake up selfie method with the most beautiful girl in school."
Guy 1: "Well that explains it. No one would fall asleep in that situation."
A "Brett Favre Selfie" is a euphemism for what is colloquially known as a "dick pic." When you have that special feeling for that special someone but don't know how to express it, sometimes you picture-message her a "Brett Favre Selfie," especially if she has demonstrated little to no interest in you.
Whenever I send a Brett Favre Selfie, I always go flaccid - erections are too presumptuous....
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A chronic disappointment with how ones selfies turn out.
That girl takes like 20 pictures before she finds one she is happy with. She must have low selfie-steem.
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An individual who is able to orally and anally pleasure oneself independently simultaneously
Bro check out that hottie panting to that circle jerk selfie!