self-suck

auto fellatio; a male sucking or licking his own penis.

Chris Tanner thinks his self-suck ability may give him additional potential in the gay porn industry.

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self-phone

To call yourself so that you can find your cell phone.

"Dude, dial my number, I need a self-phone cause I was drunk last night when I put my cell phone down."

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Self Conclusion

Self Conclusion is suicide.

self conclusion is often not the best solution

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self conny

Feeling insecure & self conscious about yourself because of what others think about you, especially in social situations

The social was Harriet's most SeLf CoNnY 2 hours to date, with her self confidence at an all time low, her self consciousness reached an all time high

Olive has become greatly SeLf CoNnY about her massive dome because of all the criticism she receives from her peers

J4ck is becoming increasingly SeLf CoNnY amongst his peers because of his large instagram following

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self-waterboard

Occurs at the end of a night of heavy drinking after you've emptied your stomach in the toilet and rested your head on the toilet seat. It happens as you doze off and accidentally fall forward, touching your head to the toilet water and startling yourself awake. Often combined with confessions of drinking too much and outrageous promises of never drinking again.

Man, I fell asleep on the toilet and self-waterboarded sometime in the middle of the night. My nose was blue from the toilet cleaner when I got up.

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self mining

The act of inserting your penis into your own anus.

Hey I can't believe I just walked in on Joe self mining!

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self-incrimination

In Criminal Law, it is an art of lying when facing a senate trial.

Synonym: Janet Napoles

Senate blue ribbon: Name the senators who are part of the Priority Development Assistance Fund scam.

Napoles: I invoke my right against self-incrimination.

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