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A really cheap and shitty tasting white wine.
We asked her to bring a bottle of wine and she showed up some $2 Shart-donnay from Trader Joes. That shit was nasty!
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that sudden bolt of fear and regret when you realize your fart was actually a wet shit, aka a shart.
the attackee often slides his/her hand into her shorts for confirmation.
"Last night you totally could have made out with that chick. Why'd you bail?"
"Dude, I was gonna float an air bisquit.... but I swear I felt some fluid in there. I had a shart attack and had to pull the ripcord before I fully shit my pants."
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When someone farts and shit comes out, that is a shart. This is someone who repeatedly does this gross act. They are shart monsters.
Ewwww.....that was a wet one, you better wipe yourself you shart monster.
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When a woman mistakenly trusts a queef & instead encounters a sudden splurge of hot, stinky, week-old curdled semen that paints & destroys her panties, resulting in the dire need of heavy douching and deep cleansing of the demolished panties.
Ellen's neighbor witnessed Ellen pressure washing her panties on the clothes line again, figuring she must have encountered yet another pussy shart.
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A shart that is so powerful in nature that it contains the properties of a shotgun blast. When a mega shart occurs, the 'victim' will usually feel horrible for about 3 hours leading up to the blast. When the time comes, the person will usually get on their knees as a result of the pain; the mega shart usually occurs about this time, blasting out of ones asshole, usually tearing muscles and distending the anus, the blast blowing out of the pants in a shotgun like manner.
Jim was gripped by pain, and, being the experienced man he was, he knew it was a mega shart. Falling to his knees, he let loose, feeling the extreme pain and massive amount of crap rip through his ass, and burst out his pants.
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Accidental inebriation. If "to shart" is the act of intending to fart but accidentally shitting yourself, and "shit-faced" is the state of being intoxicated, then it follows that "shart-faced" would be a condition of drunkenness reached only by accidental or unintentional means.
Honey, we only went out for a couple of beers but Mel kept ordering these little shots of blue shit and the next thing you know we're all completely shart-faced.
is when you try to fart, but instead you shart and then quickly run to the restroom to clean yourself off.
I ate a Royal with Cheese last night and went to the school dance and committed a shart and dart when I was dancing with Tiffany.