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it’s september 8th, shave that puss!!
what day is it?
well i’ll be, it’s national shave pussy day!!
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to do four functions while using the least amount water and still be clean.
i will have a shit shave shower and wank then I can go out
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getting yourself ready to go out.
lachlan: hey mate you wanna come over to my place?
ben: yer just let me shit shower shave n shampoo first. hokay?
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Similar in meaning to chinny reckon. Used to express disbelief, always with an exaggerated motion of one hand on the chin, as though shaving/stroking an imaginary beard. It means that whatever the first speaker has said is so fanciful or impossible that another impossible thing must be true.
Person A: My grandfather was King Henry VIII.
Person B: Really? And I'm shaving my green beard.
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the daily morning routine of a working single man, also know as the 4S
guy 1: are you up yet, what time are we meeting?
guy 2: dude, just woke up... need time to shit, shave, shag and shampoo!
guy 1: oh shoot, well hurry up will you, i aint gonna wait for you all day!
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john: today is the longest i ever took to do my 4S!
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Rule 1: no shaving for a whole month(Nov)
Rule : no trimming
The only time it is allowed is if there is a design that was there on oct 31, but cannot shave design
Can shave if you could not shave on oct 31 but have to shave on nov 1 and go till dec 1
Her: what are the rules of “No Shave November?”
Him: go look up No Shave November official rules
An expression used when something really sucks/you cant believe something is really happening. This phrase is used instead of "Your kidding me"
You just failed your test" .... "your dry shaving me!
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