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When you blow your load in your sister's anus, then use a spoon to scoop it out and feed it to your dad.
We had a lot of fun at our last family reunion. We bonded over a good ole Alabama Snow Shovel.
Bust a load into your sister's mouth and then immediately slap her acrossed the face with a spatula, causing your sister to spit your cum all over your grandmother's face.
You and your sister aren't allowed at your grandmother's anymore, she wasn't very pleased with your Alabama Snow Shovel.
To dismiss someone in order for them to undertake manual labour. Similiar to : Whatever, Meh, Beat it, Get lost.
Person 1:"Hey i won the golf today Kalki"
Kalki:"Go shovel".
The time when it becomes necessary to kill a snake by cutting its head off with a shovel
Whenever Grandpa Pee Wee saw a snake, we all knew it was shovel time
Said mostly out of frustration no real meaning behind it rather then to release stress
*Working on something and it will not come loose* "Soon gonna be some horse-shoveling-cock-sucker coming out of here in a minute"
The act of taking a shovel and shoving it up your rectum as an act of sexual pleasure.
“Have you heard what Taylor did the other day with Jordan? They love shovel play”
This is where a gentleman is having relations with a lady who is so large that he can't see what he's doing.
Julie was so fat that I was just ballast shovelling!